First: Go get The Ettes' "No More Surprises" and The Blow's "Pile of Gold" from This Big Stereo
Then: Snatch "Seperated by Motorways (What's Your Rupture Mix) from Dreams of Horses' cache of Long Blondes goodies.
Next: Slam those songs up against Rachel Stevens' "Crazy Boys" and Shaznay Lewis' "I've Never Felt Like This Before," courtesy of Greenpeaness.
Top it off with the Teenage Bad Girl Remix of Scissor Sisters' "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" from Fluo Kids.
Play ad nauseum.