It's official. I MUST declare the moratorium on rawk star facial hair in effect as of NOW. Unless you are a) Pinkie's hot neighbor or b) a member of Sparks. Sufjan, I want you to know that this is totes your fault -- not his, or his, or even the hipsters at summer festivals. Nope. Totally your fault.
Sparks -- This Town Ain't Big Enough For the Both Of Us