It's official. I MUST declare the moratorium on rawk star facial hair in effect as of NOW. Unless you are a) Pinkie's hot neighbor or b) a member of Sparks. Sufjan, I want you to know that this is totes your fault -- not his, or his, or even the hipsters at summer festivals. Nope. Totally your fault.
Sparks -- This Town Ain't Big Enough For the Both Of Us
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dude, don't do that! hot neighbor is going to know i think he's hot! carlos can totes keep his lip ferret too. it suits him.
whatever, i think he's hot too.
and hello, he TOTES knows that he's hot. hence the uh, lip ferret.
i cannot stop laughing. this might officially be the most ridic post ever.
note to carlos: a single word hint from the ladies of TRGAW and vicariously from hot neighbor guy whose name neither of us know... wax. that is all.
ok, now it really IS the most ridic post ever.
especially since brian told me to use moustache wax to maintain my Liza-with-a-Z spit curl sideburns!
i'll make it even more ridic by pointing out that young mr. stevens does not, in fact, have a moustache. that's a fu man chu. it typically belongs with cowboy cut wranglers, a steak platter belt buckle, a can of copenhagen, an animal that might weigh a ton, and something my father terms as an "idiot bag."
see? ridiculous. ;) pointing out how a beautiful man can look even better? ridiculous as well, but we all need things to do with our time.
Hey, now. I never said he had a moustache! This is a moritorium on all facial hair. This means you, John Roderick and Devendra Banhart! I wonder, does Devendra have a weak chin? *snert*
As for the resurgence of the fu manchu? It's totes Morgan Spurlock's fault!!
Oh and. Sufjan the Bullrider is an image I really didn't need to carry away with me! :P
Oh, and I just realized -- hot neighbor would never know it's us! We have secret identities. DUH! (;
Actually, I'd would like to add, though, that a well-pulled-off fu manchu can be hot. Just, you know. Not on Sufjan.
Man, I'm starting to feel kind of bad for picking on him like this now. :P
God, those awful things remind me of that dork from American Apparel. Horr-i-ble.
Totally. I wonder if he and Morgan Spurlock trade Fu Manchu maintenance tips. EEEEW.
Hey, i'm still hot but no longer your neighbor. I moved away from the 2020 apartments. we are playing at trophy's tonight though... see you there?
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