The Rich Girls Are Weeping

30 August 2006

It's official. I MUST declare the moratorium on rawk star facial hair in effect as of NOW. Unless you are a) Pinkie's hot neighbor or b) a member of Sparks. Sufjan, I want you to know that this is totes your fault -- not his, or his, or even the hipsters at summer festivals. Nope. Totally your fault.

Sparks -- This Town Ain't Big Enough For the Both Of Us


Blogger Pinkie von Bloom said...

dude, don't do that! hot neighbor is going to know i think he's hot! carlos can totes keep his lip ferret too. it suits him.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:15:00 PM  
Blogger cindy hotpoint said...

whatever, i think he's hot too.

and hello, he TOTES knows that he's hot. hence the uh, lip ferret.

i cannot stop laughing. this might officially be the most ridic post ever.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:18:00 PM  
Blogger Pinkie von Bloom said...

note to carlos: a single word hint from the ladies of TRGAW and vicariously from hot neighbor guy whose name neither of us know... wax. that is all.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:27:00 PM  
Blogger cindy hotpoint said...

ok, now it really IS the most ridic post ever.

especially since brian told me to use moustache wax to maintain my Liza-with-a-Z spit curl sideburns!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 6:56:00 PM  
Blogger Pinkie von Bloom said...

i'll make it even more ridic by pointing out that young mr. stevens does not, in fact, have a moustache. that's a fu man chu. it typically belongs with cowboy cut wranglers, a steak platter belt buckle, a can of copenhagen, an animal that might weigh a ton, and something my father terms as an "idiot bag."

see? ridiculous. ;) pointing out how a beautiful man can look even better? ridiculous as well, but we all need things to do with our time.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:40:00 PM  
Blogger cindy hotpoint said...

Hey, now. I never said he had a moustache! This is a moritorium on all facial hair. This means you, John Roderick and Devendra Banhart! I wonder, does Devendra have a weak chin? *snert*

As for the resurgence of the fu manchu? It's totes Morgan Spurlock's fault!!

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:51:00 PM  
Blogger cindy hotpoint said...

Oh and. Sufjan the Bullrider is an image I really didn't need to carry away with me! :P

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:53:00 PM  
Blogger cindy hotpoint said...

Oh, and I just realized -- hot neighbor would never know it's us! We have secret identities. DUH! (;

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:55:00 PM  
Blogger cindy hotpoint said...

Actually, I'd would like to add, though, that a well-pulled-off fu manchu can be hot. Just, you know. Not on Sufjan.

Man, I'm starting to feel kind of bad for picking on him like this now. :P

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 7:56:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

God, those awful things remind me of that dork from American Apparel. Horr-i-ble.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006 8:21:00 PM  
Blogger candy hotpants said...

Totally. I wonder if he and Morgan Spurlock trade Fu Manchu maintenance tips. EEEEW.

Wednesday, September 06, 2006 5:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, i'm still hot but no longer your neighbor. I moved away from the 2020 apartments. we are playing at trophy's tonight though... see you there?

Friday, September 08, 2006 7:46:00 PM  

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