Two small afternoon items:
Thing one: I missed Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins at the Parish last night. I meant to set up an interview. I never did. I meant to get on the list. I never did. I was too busy with SXSW and then in NYC and then too tired from the trip. I kind of feel like a tool. Then again, I'm kind of glad I stayed in last night -- I'm really tired, work is kind of stressful these days. I may write more on this whole incident later.
Thing two: Pinkie and I totally need to guest-star in the inevitable Law and Order ripped-from-the-headlines adaptaion of this news item, as the sassy out-of-town music bloggers who attend four underground dance parties in one night and hold an important clue but don't realize it! I would prefer to be questioned by Belzer, please -- and cross-examined by B.D Wong, if possible. I guess that makes this an SVU episode, huh? Obvs, it needs to involve the grisly, possibly drug or prostitiution-ring related murder of a sweet Parsons student who likes to go to shows at the Bowery and shops at Etherea. Or something like that.
The Walkmen -- Little House Of Savages
Oh! Item 2.5: I'm doing some serious thinking about how the best mashup is a queer mashup. Discuss?
Last one, I swear. Item 2.75: The Indietits on Pavement Hack Bands. (Via the always charming 5500.) Glad we're not the only people who think this way -- and of course, the tits would agree with us. (Also, it's great when the tufted titmice (mouses?) mock Cedric & Omar -- just like me & Pinkie do! Har.)
Thing one: I missed Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins at the Parish last night. I meant to set up an interview. I never did. I meant to get on the list. I never did. I was too busy with SXSW and then in NYC and then too tired from the trip. I kind of feel like a tool. Then again, I'm kind of glad I stayed in last night -- I'm really tired, work is kind of stressful these days. I may write more on this whole incident later.
Thing two: Pinkie and I totally need to guest-star in the inevitable Law and Order ripped-from-the-headlines adaptaion of this news item, as the sassy out-of-town music bloggers who attend four underground dance parties in one night and hold an important clue but don't realize it! I would prefer to be questioned by Belzer, please -- and cross-examined by B.D Wong, if possible. I guess that makes this an SVU episode, huh? Obvs, it needs to involve the grisly, possibly drug or prostitiution-ring related murder of a sweet Parsons student who likes to go to shows at the Bowery and shops at Etherea. Or something like that.
The Walkmen -- Little House Of Savages
Oh! Item 2.5: I'm doing some serious thinking about how the best mashup is a queer mashup. Discuss?
Last one, I swear. Item 2.75: The Indietits on Pavement Hack Bands. (Via the always charming 5500.) Glad we're not the only people who think this way -- and of course, the tits would agree with us. (Also, it's great when the tufted titmice (mouses?) mock Cedric & Omar -- just like me & Pinkie do! Har.)
posted by cindy hotpoint at 5:27:00 PM
8 Comments:
girl, you and i both know we'd end up being portrayed by bex and whatshername from the broadway production of hairspray in ill-fitting dresses from stop staring and last year's hipster hair because NBC won't pay anyone for vintage acquisitions or marcelling my hair.
IF I GET PLAYED BY BEX, THERE WILL BE A REAL MURDER.
scratch that, they'd get the girl who played the probie's fat girlfriend in rescue me last season. =P (you know...this makes me sound like i watch a whole lot of TV...and i don't. except for my feeble demands to be granted my wish for the law & order CHANNEL.)
i think the fabulous fat girl in NYC movie was made about 15 years ago. it was babycakes...and utterly depressing. & lame. & involved figure skating. and the fact that i know this is deeply, deeply embarrassing. =P
Dude, i don't even know what a TV is, unless it's showing That 70's Show or King of the Hill reruns. Was that girl slightly cute, at least?
I remember Babycakes! God, we are so so so lame.
(Dear Dick Wolf, please bring us the Law and Order channel ASAP. Love, Cindy.)
I just found the answer -- you are totes way cuter than Ashlie Atkinson.
Thank God for indie tits. I think I'm the only one I know that hasn't ejacluated all over the internet in an attempt to glorify Tapes'n Tapes. They're not bad, it's just ... Pavement. Only not. Yep.
That cartoon warms my heart!
Well, shit. I guess that's what I get for googling myself...some complete stranger saying I ain't hot. It's okay, girl, you probably ARE better-looking than me. I never made money for bein pretty!
And if you're really marcelling your hair, you are WAY hotter than me. That shit takes FOREVER!!!
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